Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
