Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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