No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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