Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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