also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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