screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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