is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
These tits shall not be calmed
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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