I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
