THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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