I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Im just a social blackout drinker.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
