No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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