I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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