We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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