Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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