im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
We are two peas in an std pod
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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