Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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