The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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