Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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