I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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