One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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