Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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