your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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