This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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