just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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