You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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