We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Randomize
