Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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