Duck Duck Cougar?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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