I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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