Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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