Who did Billy Mays play for?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize