I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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