if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Randomize
