are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He? As in you personified your dick?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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