Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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