i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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