so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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