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she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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