woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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