Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
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