Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I'm really busy with my period
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