Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
