We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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