You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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