in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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