Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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