I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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