Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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