so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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