I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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